The marketing gurus at Ely Lilly probably don’t need our help to come up with a sales pitch for Cialis, their blockbuster erectile dysfunction drug. Judging from the public’s enthusiastic response to an ED medication that works for 36 hours, the company has done an excellent job of spreading the word to consumers.
But we couldn’t resist the temptation to have some fun while stretching our creative muscles. So one of our head writers came up with a fanciful list of suggested slogans for Cialis… just in case Ely Lilly is thinking about revamping its Cialis campaign.
So without further ado, here are our slogan ideas for Cialis. (If anyone at Ely Lilly is paying attention – these are for sale at a very reasonable cost.)
New Slogans for Cialis:
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Cialis. Why dream when it’s more fun staying awake?
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How do you spell erection? C-I-A-L-I-S.
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Cialis. If you’re not hard, we’re not happy.
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This is your penis. This is your penis on Cialis. Any questions?
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Cialis. Works for thirty-six hours so you have something to work with.
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Erectile dysfunction got you down? Get back up with Cialis!
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Cialis. Helping people connect, thirty-six hours a day!
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New and improved Cialis. Now with advanced lifting action.
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Cialis. One pill. Two people. Thirty-six hours. You do the math.
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Working harder to get you harder.
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Cialis. Feel the power in your pocket.
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Don’t take erectile dysfunction lying down. Rise to the occasion with Cialis.
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Why wonder? Be certain with Cialis.
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Cialis. Just a little surprise for your erectile dysfunction.
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Up, up and away you go with Cialis.
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Cialis: Guaranteed to get a rise out of you.
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Cialis: Jet fuel for your pocket rocket.
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Fasten your seat belt and enjoy the ride with Cialis.
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Cialis… isn’t science great?
And our writer’s very best suggestion for the new Cialis slogan:
Cialis… Keeping men up at night since 2003!
We hope you’ve enjoyed these light-hearted suggestions for Cialis slogans.
But seriously folks… if you’d like to learn about Cialis and find out how it can help with your erectile dysfunction, check out our Cialis product information page.
Our licensed pharmacists and physicians will take you through a free and confidential online consultation to determine whether Cialis or another erectile dysfunction drug is right for you.
You may find our Cialis slogans aren’t the only things that can put a smile on your face!
