- Part I – Setting the Stage
- Part II – The Results
- Part III – Conclusion
It was two weeks into our experiment to see which erectile dysfunction drug — Viagra, Cialis, or Levitra — would keep flowers the firmest. While Levitra had an early edge, eventually all four bouquets wilted like a sausage in the sun:
On their last leaves
Some of the Viagra flowers stood tall, while others withered like worms
The Cialis flowers bowed their heads in submission to…
the power of LEVITRA, which stayed relatively fresh even after two weeks
The plain water flowers, on the other hand, gave up the fight a week ago
Our experiment drew a number of interesting conclusions.
1) Our findings did not agree with those of Dr. Leshem. We did notice Viagra flowers having a slight advantage over plain water, but not the week that was claimed.
2) The Levitra flowers, on the other hand, seemed to last significantly longer than any of the other solutions we tested.
3) It’s crazy to put pills into flowers in the first place! Take them by mouth, as directed, if you need help in the lovemaking department.
On the other hand, as any romantic knows, flowers can be a prelude to lovemaking. So you may want to split your Levitra pill in half: drop half in your mouth, and half in your flowers. It’ll make both of them last longer — and that’s always a good thing, right?
