Summary: Even the most savvy e-mail filters can’t keep out all the Viagra spam, and most of us have just learned to tune them out. But every once in a while, we just have to give those spammers credit for creativity.
By: Al Natanagara
This is not a hard one. And no, that first sentence is not part of the list. Anyone with an email account is painfully aware of the scourge of spam surrounding Viagra, and those who give in and open those messages know that it can get bizarre. True story: I checked my spam folder not 30 seconds ago and I saw this gem: Enhance your tool and ladies will be lining up behind your door.
I asked friends from all over the online world for their favorite real Viagra spam. Here are the six weirdest. Enjoy, and remember: A big penis after a small one feels like the sun after rain.
1.
There is no Spoon
2.
The image of my penis dragging itself across a dry desert road is not one I shall easily get out of my head.
3.
That poor little guy’s problem is not that he’s small…it’s that SOMEONE JUST BEAT THE STUFFING OUT OF HIM. Now excuse me while I go curl up into a ball for an hour or two.
4.
I wasn’t aware that having a large cock makes a man a better American. Now I know.
5.
Bad Bonerini! Everyone knows a magician NEVER gives away his secrets!
6.
I’m not familiar with the red and white pill, but if it’s a suppository, I wouldn’t even let HER give it to me. And another thing: If this ad doesn’t give you a tenpole STAT, then you’d best place an order.
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