Top Ten Reasons Women Prefer Men with Large Penises

Summary: James Cameron proclaimed for all time that size does matter. Here are ten reasons why women like men who are packing.

By: John Sanderson

1. Most men like larger breasts. Therefore, most women prefer a larger penis. By that logic, though, most women would be made out of bacon and football.

2. In general, taller men have larger penises. Taller men are perceived as being more powerful. A more powerful man could be perceived as being better in bed and being able to provide more emotional security. In summary:  The ladies love Wilt Chamberlain.

3. They don't, but since every woman tells her man that he's well-endowed, what are they gonna say? "Honey, you're hung like Secretariat, but I need a man whose packing a peanut if I'm really gonna be satisfied."

4. Studies show that when starving people are offered a choice between a cocktail weenie and a kielbasa, they almost always choose the kielbasa. It stands to reason, then, that when a girl is in need of nookie, she'll make a similar decision.

5. The female erogenous zone known as the G-spot was first hypothesized in 1950 by a German gynecologist.  Even if it doesn't exist, many women may believe that a larger penis is needed in order to stimulate it. If this is true, we'd still need a theory to explain why women prior to 1950 were demanding more meat from their men.

6. Blame Sex in the City.

7. A 2005 survey of heterosexual women found that 85% of them were satisfied with their male partners' penis size while 70% of those same women expressed some degree of dissatisfaction with their breasts. Even though we're comparing bananas and melons here, might some women be attempting to get men to empathize with them and their pain?

8. Penis size is often linked to thumb size, shoe size, wallet size, etc. It is possible that many women are attempting to justify making a date with that guy with the monstrously deformed thumbs.

9. It's just an excuse to turn us down. Damn you, John Holmes!

10. Some women are sexually stimulated by contact with the cervix and/or fornix, and a larger penis (girth and/or length) would facilitated such stimulation.
 

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