My day started out innocently enough. I wanted to find an online pharmacy in hopes of reducing our mounting prescription drug bills. My husband and I both need several prescriptions and the prices were becoming unmanageable. I heard that I could find an online pharmacy in no time at all and start saving some money. At least, that was the plan.
What follows is the story of one woman’s journey into the world of the Internet’s rough underbelly and my discovery of all the online pharmacy "pretenders" out there. I never expected to find what I did but let me assure you that this story has a happy ending. It is a tale of international exploration and many life lessons. Learn from what I am about to tell you so you never have to repeat the experience.
As I began my journey, I started to explore the many choices for an online pharmacy available on the web. My first landing was on a somewhat shabby website, poorly maintained and badly written like by somebody who doesn’t really know English, but I thought "Hey, what matters is the service, the prices and the product." I should have taken my cue from the website. Upon contacting customer service about ordering my prescription drugs, I was offered some alternative medications that sounded outright scary.
Did you know that in one country they eat mule dung to stimulate their sexual urge? I pictured the look on my husband’s face when I served him a bowl in the expectation of romance. It had all been a trick to lure me in. This particular "online pharmacy" (and I used the term loosely) offered familiar brand name medications, like Viagra, only to pitch me their own snake oil remedies. They also assured me that my bladder control problems were curable with only two servings of dandelion roots grown in their special garden that had been blessed. That was enough for me, I was out of there and onto the next online pharmacy.
I found myself on an Asian website that looked ok. Finally I had found the online pharmacy for me. Wait a minute, my husband’s ED problem is the result of too much wind, they say? My bladder problem is caused by interference from the universe? I am all for alternative healing but this was too much. I want real science and real prescription medications.
At the next online pharmacy, I was sure the third time was the charm. Aha, names I recognized like Viagra, Cialis, Propecia… genuine prescription medications but the prices were pennies a pill. I knew it seemed too good to be true but it was just too cheap to resist.
So I placed an order for 50 Viagra, just for starters. For that price, I was prepared to take a chance. I waited for my overnight package, preparing for a spicy evening. The box arrived, I opened it up, excited about all the fun I would have with those purple pills… wait, purple?? Viagra pills are blue! I had stumbled upon the counterfeit drug business, where bait and switch is the name of the game. Needless to say, those pills went straight into the trash.
Why is this so hard? All I want is a quality medications and affordable prices. Is that too much to ask?
I began to search more carefully, passing up sites that looked thrown together or that were not well maintained. I finally figured out that careful research pays off and I was going to be more careful next time.
I continued my search and found many fine online pharmacy websites but they didn’t seem to offer any great bargains. I knew a discovery had to be just around the corner. Any long journey has to lead to a great find, just like any good story has to end with a great moral.
I had paid my dues and knew I deserved the best, and then – there it was. Shining like a beacon. Would it, could it be all that I had hoped for? eDrugstore.md had a beautiful website, comprehensive drug information, lots of well-written medical articles, licensed doctors and pharmacists on hand to assist me, and best of all, excellent prices. I spent an hour on the site reading the articles, comparing prices and ordering my medications. I even found my birth control pills for half what I was paying!
Right on the first page I noticed that they guarantee the authenticity of their US FDA-approved medications. They also offered 24/7 customer service. I love this online pharmacy already, I thought to myself.
I rejoiced at all the money I was saving. (Saving money is my Viagra!) I placed an order and it arrived as promised right to my door. The Viagra was blue and the name was spelled correctly. The labeling and instructions were genuine and so was the product. Now to put my plan into action.
My husband arrived home to a romantic dinner and a little blue dessert. I won’t bore you with the details but let’s just say I can’t stop smiling. And he can’t wait to get home from work now every day. We saved enough money to start a vacation fund but I have a feeling we won’t be doing much sightseeing no matter how beautiful the scenery.
The Moral of the Online Pharmacy Story
The moral of this story is the payoff. My journey of discovery can save you from wasting time and money. I did the legwork and now you can enjoy the benefits. eDrugstore.md is the best online pharmacy I found in all my trial and error research. They will earn your respect with low prices, professional service and quality medications. Best of all, you can trust them with your important medical needs.
We have come to the end of my online pharmacy journey. I will never stray from eDrugstore.md. I have to admit I often wonder what would have happened if my husband had taken the purple pill or if I had tried the dandelion roots. I guess we’ll never know. And that’s probably a good thing!
